Teenage Alien Angst

What if Earth were the Alien equivalent of the haunted house across town where the creepy cat lady lived, what if they were nothing more than teenage Aliens with angst and a fancy for causing a ruckus. The signs are there, lets explore.

• UFOs travel really really fast, so do pimped out cars.
• UFOs are stylish with a certain amount of bling factor, so are pimped out cars.
• UFOs crash sometimes, so do boy racers.
• They must have some connections because the crashes are covered up pretty well, just like boy racers with well off parents.
• UFOs appear high in the sky, boy racers just high.
• Aliens seem shy, so do most teenage humans.
• Nobody knows where aliens come from or what they're doing, same can be said about human teens.
• They are prone to sporadic bouts of revealing themselves, human teens are prone to spontaneous bouts of showing off.
• We all know about aliens and probes, teenagers find that funny to.
• Aliens like to mess with cows, ever heard of cow tipping, it's a popular rural pass time here on Earth.

From the list above we can begin to paint a picture, aliens could have to much time on their hands, with no sense of real purpose apart from the desire to seek out cheap thrills and to live in the moment.

Earth could be that creepy place where the strange creatures live, a place full of possible mischief, without consequences that is only visited every now and then mainly because it's kind of out of the way and off the main circuit. Flying around like your a rally car driver on the perfect road without a care in the world, stopping off to tip some cows (cattle mutilations and you know how humans love to wear dead animals) and maybe even that door knocking at the haunted house leaving a bag of flaming poop on the porch (sleep paralysis, abduction and probes).

In the end leaving earth with tales to tell, a few trophies and bragging rights. But you know they'll be back because some other teenage alien will definitely want to top the other.

Please take the above with a huge grain of salt.